March 2012
why do i have to dislike paramore the fans make such pretty gifs and i cant reblog them
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what if i was attractive oh man imagine the possibilites
i want to be on extreme makeover home edition so they can be like “so what do you like” and id be like “i like ryan ross lol” and then they would make me a ryan ross room do you realize how great that would be
help im stuck in the ryan ross tag
do you mind tagging the self harm awareness posts thank
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he y anon if you’re offended or anything im sorr y omg i just
shoves sex into the pits of hell
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
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me: reblogs picture of flowers
help
my mood often shifts from plastic bag to p diddy
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
Anonymous asked: y no sex? hmmm?
nathanhasablog:
it’s hilarious that i have standards when you take into consideration my appearance and personality
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Anonymous asked: wow. that came out stupid. basically i'm a chick that wants to snuggle and kiss you and hug you and tell you quirky things. we could fuck to Panic!
Anonymous asked: the best thing that's never going to happen to you because of my VAGInA
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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MY GUN GROWS LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP BRUH
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DA POLEEZ CAN’T HANDCUFF...
why can’t every day be saturday
adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
iancrawfood:
theofficialtimtebow:
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im sorry but are you fucking kidding me? you have no idea what it could possibly feel like to be put in a situation like that i really cant even believe you would say something like that honestly i though you were above that wow fuck you
wow i dont even know what to say
Anonymous asked: snuggles in bed while watching your favourite film as i kiss the top of your head
Anonymous asked: y u hide? :( just come here and feel my warm embrace.
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as a believer of reincarnation your use of yolo offends me
winking smilies are the spawn of satan
Anonymous asked: date you? okay. come here bby ;)
date me
no longer a request but an order